John: You can’t be Emperor if a Sex Tape comes out. Aide: My Lord! Aide: The Bothans have unearthed a sex holo starring…you. Aide: I’m told many of them died. Emperor: How many Bothans are there and why can’t they just deliver their shit without dying? Delivery Guy: Got a pizza for the Emperor. Delivery Guy: Many Bothans died- Emperor: You just cost yourself your tip.