Rayne: Everyone’s fairly panicked about this Swine Flu thing. Noel: We’re supposed to call it H1N1. Rayne: I refuse to back down to pig farmers. Rayne: Not today. Not ever. Rayne: It’s Swine Flu. Noel: Okay. Rayne: While the media is doing its best to scare the shite out of us, they’re still not asking the hard hitting questions. Noel: Such as? Rayne: If one was into Bestiality, and banged a pig, then got the swine flu, could we then classify H1N1 as an STD? Noel: I wish I could get vaccinated against your thoughts.