Mike: I’m in a relationship with- Rayne: I have a question. Rayne: There’s no way to put this gently, but aren’t you a eunuch? Mike: No! Mike: Why would you think that? Rayne: You wrote it on your resume when you applied for the job. Mike: That’s written in Crayon. Mike: In your handwriting. Mike: With little fuzzy stickers around the ‘eunuch’ part. Rayne: You owe me 49 cents for the stickers.