Comic Transcript

Rayne: Everyone sees Megan Fox on the screen, and they’re all like “Man, I want to hit that so hard”. Rayne: Nobody ever says that when Bette Midler is up there. Rayne: Then again, you don’t ‘tap’ Bette Midler. Rayne: You make love to her. Mick: How long do I have to go on these walks with you for? Rayne: Just until Noel comes back from his honeymoon. Rayne: Think it’d be weird for Bette if I played Wind Beneath my Wings on the stereo during our lovemaking?

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