Noel: Kate wants me to go with her to see some Shakespeare in the park.
Noel: Hamlet, I think.
Rayne: Perhaps I’m not cultured enough to appreciate it, but I can’t stand watching Shakespeare.
Noel: People don’t talk like that anymore.
Noel: Hell, they didn’t talk like that back then.
Rayne: Maybe if they updated the language, made it more modern, I’d be more inclined to see a few of his plays.
Hamlet: My father—methinks I see my father—
Horatio: Where, my lord?
Hamlet: In my mind’s eye, Horatio, you cocksucker.