Comic Transcript

Clerk: Welcome- Clerk: We don’t import that type- Clerk: From those countries- Rayne: Where do you keep the blood diamonds? Rayne: You misunderstand me. Rayne: My friend here is looking for the bloodiest diamond you folks have. Rayne: When he proposes, he wants his fiancée to know that an entire village suffered for that rock. Rayne: When it says 1c, does that mean 1 child died? Rayne: If so, we’re in the market for a 10c diamond at least. Noel: He’s kidding.

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